Boxed Winehouse

Winehouse: on or off the wagon?

l0st451 — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:30:43 +0000

In an unprecedented turn of events, we here at Boxed Winehouse have to lower the threat level once again to Buzzed. It seems as though Amy is capable of a performance without forgetting lyrics and/or spitting on her fans.

“Amy Winehouse proved she was capable of a spellbinding gig in London last night (July 25).”NME.COM
“The crowd of 400 were treated to a 13-song set made up of hits from her second album ‘Back To Black’, including ‘Wake Up Alone’, which was dedicated to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil “because he’s not here”.”NME.COM

How long will this act hold up? I am willing to bet that this good girl act wont last very long.

Threat Level Trashed

kb — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:20:13 +0000

So Boxed Winehouse just lost everything. Now we will be forced to drown our sorrows in Russian Hobos while dreaming about squandered dreams. So after a break of not posting, Amy doing nothing but drinking, I guess there is some good news.

In response to her less than triumphant return to sobriety, we are forced to reduce our Amy Winehouse Drunkenness Advisory to Trashed. I predict that when she gets hit with America’s over proof booze we will yet again see cancellations aplenty.

Odds Are 2:1 She is Drunk Right Now

kb — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:15:58 +0000

Bookies have caught on to the drunken wreck that is Amy Winehouse. William Hill has posted odds on whether or not Amy cancels her next gig. NME reports:

“Bookmakers William Hill are offering 1/2 odds on Amy Winehouse not turning up to her next gig, scheduled to be Tuesday’s (July 17) Eden Sessions show at The Eden Project in Cornwall.”

She also already canceled her Austrian appearance tomorrow. Boxed Winehouse would put our money on a no show.

Winehouse: The Ascent

kb — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:06:34 +0000

Seemingly more interested in Amy than this very blog, The Sun claims she is in a “tragic decline.” Boxed Winehouse thinks it’s just her taking a solid break, pounding a few pints. The Sun also continues to make assorted (and dare we say unfounded) references to a list of drugs including weed, heroin and GHB, and a slew of associates seemingly worse than the Injustice League.

Fortunately Boxed Winehouse has already established a threat advisory level of Shitfaced in anticipation of this ascent into debauchery.

Doing what she does best.

Winehouse Beats Her Men

kb — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:22:24 +0000

MenNewsDaily reports that Amy not only is a violent drunk, but will often lash out on her husband Blake.

“U.K. singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse recently bragged openly about physically abusing her husband. Men who beat their wives are locked up, stigmatized, and vilified–and rightfully so. Yet here a high-profile woman admits–no, brags–that she beats her husband, and it’s OK. No backlash or even recognition that this is wrong.”

Level Raised to Shitfaced

kb — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:55:02 +0000

Amy Winehouse pulls out of T In The Park slot

“The star was due to play the Radio1/NME stage at the Scottish bash today (July 7), but a statement revealed that she had been advised by doctors to rest and will not be performing live for the time being.”

The cancellation is citing exhaustion however The Sun was given a picture of Amy at a pub the night before the cancellation.